City of A-holes

As you can tell by my prior post, I was in a really good mood this morning before I headed out to work this morning. THEN I went down to my car and THIS is what I found:

Some f***ing a**hole piece of sh*t keyed the grandpamobile!
My sweet beloved boat of a car was ATTACKED in the dead of night - I am SO angry and upset... can't even believe it.

Dear Santa,
All I want for Christmas is for you to restore my ship to her original glory... and mame the douchebag that hurt her!

x&o (with a side of tears) - A