Showing posts with label mad libs. Show all posts
Showing posts with label mad libs. Show all posts

Wednesday, November 26, 2008

Laundromat Adventures

Due to my recent troublesome pest problem I had to spend several hours at the laundromat (SEVEN LOADS). Armed with laptop playlist, Adult Mad Libs and Care Bears playing cards Liam and I loaded up his car and set off to Mount Pleasant and Eglington...the only 24hr laundromat we could find...
This feels like animal cruelty.


The laundromat is sketch central - and lit with horrifically bright fluorescents.


We listen to Fergie and consume pure sugar to stay energized.


But by 2am...Delirium had set in. I made Liam try on my most fashionable top. (He didn't put up a fight).

MAD LIBS:
PERSUASIVE PICK-UP LINES
(MAD LIBS STYLE)
  • Do you believe in belt at first sight - or should I tremble past you again?

  • What does it feel like to be the most thuper flask in the room?

  • Can I check the tag on your G-string to see if you were made in San Diaago?

  • Did the sun come out, or did you just urinate?

  • Are you a broom? Because you've just swept me off my vaginas.

  • I write poetry. "Ice cubes are red. Guns are blue. How would you like me to cry with you?

(we are evolved creatures.)

x and o
-Miss A