Due to my recent troublesome pest problem I had to spend several hours at the laundromat (SEVEN LOADS). Armed with laptop playlist, Adult Mad Libs and Care Bears playing cards Liam and I loaded up his car and set off to Mount Pleasant and Eglington...the only 24hr laundromat we could find...
This feels like animal cruelty.
The laundromat is sketch central - and lit with horrifically bright fluorescents.
We listen to Fergie and consume pure sugar to stay energized.
But by 2am...Delirium had set in. I made Liam try on my most fashionable top. (He didn't put up a fight).
MAD LIBS:
PERSUASIVE PICK-UP LINES
(MAD LIBS STYLE)
(we are evolved creatures.)
x and o
-Miss A
This feels like animal cruelty.
The laundromat is sketch central - and lit with horrifically bright fluorescents.
We listen to Fergie and consume pure sugar to stay energized.
But by 2am...Delirium had set in. I made Liam try on my most fashionable top. (He didn't put up a fight).
MAD LIBS:
PERSUASIVE PICK-UP LINES
(MAD LIBS STYLE)
- Do you believe in belt at first sight - or should I tremble past you again?
- What does it feel like to be the most thuper flask in the room?
- Can I check the tag on your G-string to see if you were made in San Diaago?
- Did the sun come out, or did you just urinate?
- Are you a broom? Because you've just swept me off my vaginas.
- I write poetry. "Ice cubes are red. Guns are blue. How would you like me to cry with you?
(we are evolved creatures.)
x and o
-Miss A
3 comments:
great hoodie! bad lighting ack!
If only you'd been there to witness the horror of this place. I think we should start having late night laundromat parties. It's the wave of the future.
you should just come over and use our machines ha
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